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Utterly-Moot's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 148 (From 34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,655 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/21/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Applez

Aversion to death Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person Unlocked 12/2/09
5 Points
Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown 10 Points Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire 10 Points Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying 10 Points Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady 10 Points Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump 25 Points Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable 25 Points Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious 50 Points Find a secret area
Godslayer 50 Points Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow 50 Points Vomit on the princess
Collector 100 Points Find all 3 secret areas

Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)

Armed Prophet

Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/18/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat 10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/480 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 11/10/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 11/10/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Smasher Unlocked 11/10/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 11/10/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 11/10/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow Unlocked 11/10/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Castle Crusher 10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer 10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
No Survivors 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile 25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles 50 Points Crush all castles
Gold Medalist 100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 6/12 (65/285 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Kaminari Ninja Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Story Easy Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Normal Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 8/16 (125/500 points)

DN8

Learn to fly Unlocked 4/26/11
5 Points
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Work that combo Unlocked 4/26/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Blood on your hands Unlocked 4/26/11
25 Points
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Phew, that was close Unlocked 4/26/11
25 Points
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Two Headed Freak Unlocked 4/26/11
25 Points
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Job done 50 Points Complete the game
You're the man 100 Points Complete all the challenges
There's one for the good guys Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Super RedRum Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/250 points)

Dragon Boy

Stone Flinger Unlocked 11/6/09
10 Points
Slay Goliath
Enter the Dragon Unlocked 11/6/09
50 Points
Raise a full-grown dragon.
Big Foot 25 Points Find a rare item.
Merlin's Apprentice 50 Points Max our your magic abilities.
Dragon Lord 100 Points Defeat Hard Mode!
Dragon Master 100 Points Defeat the game!

Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/335 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Impalation Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 2/18/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Dagger To La Face Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Face Knifed Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Gobblo Dagger Kill Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Spin Attack Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 2/18/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Knife Unlocked 2/18/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/18/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Game Won Unlocked 2/18/13
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 2/18/13
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!

Medals Earned: 26/44 (310/500 points)

Glass Fish Rhythm

Level Won Unlocked 10/14/09
50 Points
Beat level one.
Beginning of the End 50 Points Make it to the evil wizard.
Hero 50 Points Beat the game!
Level Too 50 Points Beat level two!
Achievements Achieved 100 Points Get all the in-game achievements!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry 10 Points Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out 10 Points Get the clock
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)