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Total Medals Earned: 148 (From
34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,655 Points
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
25 Points Unlock all weapons.
25 Points Play through every stage.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Smileborg
25 Points Kill ZOMG
Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/480 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Medals Earned: 6/12 (65/285 points)
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat Battbot
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Medals Earned: 8/16 (125/500 points)
5 Points Evolve the vertical movement mutation
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
25 Points Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
25 Points Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/250 points)
10 Points Slay Goliath
50 Points Raise a full-grown dragon.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (60/335 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
25 Points You found the knife!
25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!
50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 26/44 (310/500 points)
Glass Fish Rhythm
50 Points Beat level one.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Gretel and Hansel
5 Points Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)