Utterly-Moot's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Forever Samurai]

I gave you a five..but..

Ok its probably just my pc or IE or SOMETHING but..

the game didnt work, it took two tries to load
"if you can see this the game didnt load" or something

and when theres more than 3 guys on teh screen i cant draw lines..
sometimes my guy just..RUNS... just RUNS AND RUNS, i take my hands off the keyboard and I watch him go lol
sometimes the games black curser doesnt keep up with my white one

im sure its an awesome game, when it works its wiggid fun, and it seems to be working for everyone else givin you all those tens

but i thought you should know it caused me problems JUST in case im not the only one lol

acrazycanadian responds:

I'm sorry to hear you had so much trouble with it. Have you updated flash recently? It may help, especially with the loading problem.

Overall though, I know it's a pretty tough game on the system, and unfortunately I couldn't find any more ways to make it run faster besides scaling it down. Sorry! I have at least one game coming up which will be much less performance intensive, so hopefully you'll be able to enjoy my work in the future!

[Hotel Management]

GREAT FUN!

Really fun!
my clicky finger hurst

why was my hotel rooms set up like this?

6 4 5
1 2 3
???????? is that something I did? i did that didnt i?
anyway to fix it? lol

i was hoping it was gunna get slightly EASIER , but what kinda game does that? lol

good work!

[Ninja+ 2]

its fun but..

I like ninjas
this game flows nicely
but it still has kinks to be worked out

those samurough arrow throwing people, whats up with them? some die in 1 shot, others, the arrows pass through them ! I stood there and fired numerous arrows at the person RIGHT in front of me, and it didnt die!
also you have dogs that blend in with the background.

its a fun game, the controls are great, the idea is great (tho why does a ninja want gold? lol)
but it could use a bit of work

[BloodShade]

does it end?

im like superman, im killin em before they enter frame, ..my wrist hurts lol

regardless, awesome game. you lost one point because a couple times i KEPT moving, dunno why, might be my pc actually.. also the one time i got hit, i got stuck on a guy till i died.. but piffle, nothing big.. 9/10!

[Pandemic: American Swine]

great

but you lose points for the fact that ive been playing for 3 hours, and some how, even though i had it down to ONE STATE, it came back.. im still playing, its up to 5 states now.. i had it, florida was all that was left then it POPPED up in idaho! its like acne..i think its gone , BAM ..BACK!
the music was awesome love, loved the tunes
this game is too ...time extensive..and kinda random...

[You Only Live Once]

Wait I was burried there?

Don't I get to spend an eternity in a cemetary?

Forget the nay sayers, they want the same old same old. I love your sense of humour and find this hilarious. Thanks for being creative, going against the grain and making something original.
No its not the best game, its not a game at all, its an interactive animation, and one that breaks the fourth wall of video games (something that i dont think has been done, not like this at least)
Kudos to you. If Andy Kaufman were alive, and played video games, this would be it lol

5/5 10/10 for you

originality goes a long way here.

[Journeys of Reemus: Ch 2]

BRING BACK SONS OF BUTCHER!

This game is great, but it does not hit the epicness that is SOB. Damn, I miss it, I miss it! Is there no way to get teletoon to let you make a movie or something? Glad to see youre creativity is still flowing though, the world needs you! :D

[Hands of War RPG]

TIME EATER!

This game ate up a lot of my time, its only fair to write a review that will do the same to you! :P

its fun, its addictive, its well made, no question. But I don't come on newgrounds to praise people for awesomeness, I come on to blam noobs and tell people constructive criticism, so here i go..

First, theres a grey thing on the corner of the one river, thinking maybe this was something to interact with, maybe to make a new bridge, i walked on it. when i did, i promptly fell into the water and couldnt get out..i could only walk along the river.

Second, ive played for a long time and theres nothing left for me to do, I decided to befriend the alliance (duh) and the tracker..hunter..green swirly symbol dudes.. and eventually i didnt have enough repect or whatever, i have 25,000, ive done every available mission for them, but cant do the last one? I went back, i've done every mission with them..
I also dont have enough points with the alliance either, but i havent gone back and checked every symbol, so i cant say for sure its a jip lol

I've also been finding things I cant use for another 8 levels.. at level 21 i already found level 27 and level 28 clothing and weapons. am i battling people i shouldnt be? am i ahead of myself?

A few suggestions:

Its a great game, other than the above things, theres still room for some improvement.

I dont say "jazz it up" a bit, but every map square looked..PRETTY much the same as all others.. camp site..trees...camp site...etc etc Why not have a heavily wooded area? why not bodies and remains of previous battles, the game is fun, but its visually monotonous.

All quests seem to be pretty much the same "help us, ____, kill the ____ just north/south east/west of here" . How bout some more quests like the shards, that take us off the map and attack creatures.

Its also kinda predictable, 4 caves, 4 shards, jee i wonder where this guy will say the shard will be lol. Theres nothing wrong with that, but great games keep us wanting to explore more places, do more things. I shouldn't be able to look at a map, and know all the places i'll be going right away, ya know?

I love the attacks, they were standard but they worked well (I was an archer btw) but there was only 6, I suppose thats cause 1-6 are easiest to press. But it woulda been nice to see more.

I am no way complaining about this game, you did a fantastical job, especially for flash. I just want to let you know what I think , and what I would suggest.

8.5/10 ....

[Ragdoll Cannon 2]

additicive

i got to "scream" and my wrist hurt lol
too..much

[Shrubbery.]

It was good..kinda..happy...

it flowed well, thigns interacted niceely.. it seemed like something that would be on greenpeace's website but i wont hold it against you lol. You dont seem to heal fast enough tho, it was only noticable at the end of the level when i ended with as little health as i started,
Also...Wheres the violence? lol

HINTS!: Go directly DOWN at the begining of every level, youll go under the ground and plant UP

Bosses are easy when you get the seeds raining from the sky. all you do is dodge and you can let the seeds do their job!

my score! 29605